the internet

BirchenallHowden are proud to announce that during its annual tour of the UK, The Internet will be making a visit to our offices.

Touring the UK

As well all know, The Internet, despite its vast, incomprehensible digital size, is actually stored in a small black box. Every year, the Elders of The Internet allow the box to tour the country so that lucky individuals can see this technological masterpiece up close. Once it has completed its tour it returns to its plinth at the top of Big Ben (where you get the best reception).

Light and Wireless

The Internet box is of course wireless which means it can be easily transported while still providing excellent signal connections, and as The Internet doesn't actually weigh anything it can be carried by hand.

Come and See The Internet!

If you’d like to come and see The Internet in-the-flesh get in touch with us here, and we will add you to our exclusive guest-list. There will be a presentation ceremony and dress code will be black tie. Don’t miss out on this exciting event!